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Freaking great.

But what would it's power be?

If its a good guy he needs a stupid and flexible power that can only be truly useful with a big brain.

The King: Anything Johnny touches with his left hand becomes slick and smooth (no need for hair gel anymore). Anything he touches with his right hand becomes rough like sandpaper. And its useful in generic combat via punches.


But if its evil it needs to be really really stupid, situational, and a secret.

*Jojo walks up and meets Johnny who immediately reveals his Stand, starts doing poses, and monologuing about how he is evil.

*Jojo notices that their nose is bleeding and he is starting to feel bad. They realize Johnny is doing it 'somehow'. Jojo attacks Johnny but he has an impenetrable invisible dome barrier that blocks all attacks. Jojo tries fleeing but is slowed and Johnny just casually pose-walks up to them.

*Jojo and Johnny talk back and forth; Johnny insulting Jojo and continuously posing even when Jojo talks.

*Jojo has now taken so much damage that they collapse. Suddenly Jojo's friend pops in and tells Jojo to flee as the friend rushes in to fruitlessly attack Johnny.

*Jojo gets up and strikes a pose and says that they would never abandon their friend. By doing this Johnny winces, as if he took damage. Jojo enters the black and white, slow mo, mental space where they analyze things.


*Right as Jojo's friend collapses to the ground in a bloody mess, Jojo yells "I've got it! Its the poses, with the more cool you think the poses is the more damage it does. And just like with that "Card Dealer" guy, or the "Make a bet- catch the baseball" guy, the Stand user is invincible EXCEPT for counter-attacking in form.

*Jojo starts doing poses. Johnny starts taking damage and starts posing faster to compensate.

*Jojo then yells "And just like with 'Card Dealer' guy, the opinion of the users defines the power output. If I think my pose is cooler it will deal more damage. That is why you insulted me and praised yourself."

*Johnny is visibly shaken and his poses are less confident.

*"But it won't work on me. You are a dweeby man-child who thinks he is cool, but I fight for my friends" [Furious Posing] "and I won't lose to you!!" [Does a montage of all previous Jojo's signature poses].

*Johnny explodes and collapses in total defeat.


*Jojo picks up his unconscious friend from before, walks pasts Johnny, stops, and looks over their shoulder. "I hope that one day you realize what true cool is and that you actually are cool. Until then..."

*Jojo walks away, art style changes for a second, end credits. To Be Continued.